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Month: November, 2010

What team do you support?

I don’t really follow football – I’ll happily watch it for an afternoon as long as I’ve got a good view and it isn’t too cold but I’ve never found the interest needed to really follow a particular team. It doesn’t help that one of my friends has a remarkable, encyclopaedic, knowledge of Scottish football and you can just ask him.

However, I do follow media regulation so make of that what you will. I was initially amused that someone has complained to the BBC Trust about the “constant denigration” of Rangers Football Club on the BBC’s Off The Ball because, you know, complaining about people slagging off football teams seems a bit spurious. At the end of the day it’s a successful football team and as long as it keeps making money and winning games the suspiciously tanned people on the TV can say what they like. Rangers is a company and companies should not get protection of their reputations from mean people on sports programs.

But, however much Rangers is a company it is not just a company – it was not too long ago that the only safe answer to a stranger asking you “what team do you support?” was “Partick Thistle” followed by running away. There is a rich seam of sectarian violence in Glasgow’s history and the two major football teams have a substantial part in that. It is a hot button that TV presenters should be careful about pushing.

Primarily it’s just hugely unprofessional for TV presenters to make comments about the evolutionary pedigree of a team’s supporters. You’re on TV, don’t do it.

The Trust have decided that it does not amount to code breaching bias but they have identified “problems” and will change them for the future. That came as a bit of a surprise for me I didn’t even realise Off the Ball was still on; I thought they’d cancelled it ages ago.



Party-mentary Sovereignty

This is one of the nice things about having a blawg. If you tried to talk about what I’m about to write about at a, certainly at a non-law, party (I have tried this, once – at 3am) you will get shouted down for being boring. I’m hoping that future employers will see this story is an example of how straight laced and legally minded I am and not a tacit admission that I may know how to party; unless that’s what you’re looking for in an employee and in that case I can neither confirm nor deny.

Drinking games are a surprisingly large part of this student’s student life. I was once at a house party thrown by an old schoolmate. It was a really good party, my friend has a real gift for hospitality (M&S barbecue food and Tesco Value brand drinks – don’t knock it if you haven’t tried it), and around 2am we were sitting around the kitchen table generally chilin’. One of us said “let’s play the coins game”. I had no idea what this was; he goes to a different university and obviously gets out more than I do.

The Coins Game

The rules of the coins game are, initially, very simple. But that’s the interesting thing about it.

You have two coins and you take turns flipping both. There are three ways that can work out.

  1. If you get 2 tails – do nothing or, 
  2. 2 heads – drink (it is a drinking game, after all) or,
  3. 1 head and 1 tail – make up a rule, any rule

The idea is that you will start off with a simple game that then grows in complexity and the trick is to keep track of all the rules. I never dreamed this is what I would use to talk about William Hague and Parliamentary Sovereignty.

The first rule that was created was “all vowels except ‘u’ are banned” – so effectively you could say “cuw” but not “cow” and you had to work out how to pronounce that. If you broke a rule you took a drink.

Fans of legal theory will have long since realised that I am describing a system of rules with a sanction for breach. It’s a classic example of Austinian command theory. We have invented “party law”.

Party law

The constitution of party law is simple. It’s an unwritten constitution but fundamentally it involves three rules for what you do when you toss a coin and a single sanction for breaking the rules. It is technically too simple, for reasons I’ll come to in a minute, and leaves the stability of party law dependent on the good will of the players and the simplicity of the rules created – in general the more complicated the rule the more unexpected the consequences. Carl Gardner, on Charon QC’s lawcast, said that implementing the concept of Parliamentary Sovereignty in a statutory provision will be the masterpiece at the end of a very long career for a particularly excellent drafter. Setting a clear rule that lets a legislative body do anything legislative they may ever want to do in future without stopping them doing something they may want to do in future is extremely difficult to do. “Parliament rules OK” is not going to cut it. We’re currently fine because there’s an accepted principle that Parliament can do anything it likes (although not as much anything than it used to be able to – see Mortensen v Peters).

In particular the problem for party law is that there’s no provision for the entrenchment of those rules nor limits on rule-making power.

Wait, no limits on power?

ultra vires

This is the big thing.

One of my friends made a rule – “all previous rules no longer exist”. Can he do this? Is this valid law? As a matter of theory this is completely fine under party law – if you can repeal one rule (and there’s no restriction saying that you can’t and in practice we all did repeal some rules we’d made) then you can repeal two at a time, or three or all of them. You can easily go back to the initial position.

We, briefly, split into factions that in hindsight covered quite a wide spectrum of views,. Broadly:

  • The guy who proposed the rule was just annoyed at the game and how much he was being made to drink and wanted (in the kindest sense of the word) to break it. He was, as far as party law was concerned, Justice Holmes’ “bad man” and party law is weak against this person
  • One of us spoke about “the point of the game”. He argued that it was a drinking game and the idea was to make up lots of rules that got people to drink a lot and that wiping out lots of rules at stroke was against the point, the purpose, of the game. A purposive approach.
  • I, scenting the blood of impromptu jurisprudence debate in the water, spoke about the wording of the initial rules. I pointed out that the rule was formally valid (I actually instinctively used these words) and that it both gave the power to do it and didn’t prohibit you from doing it. A resort to formalism.
  • yet another of us told us to shut up and we were subpar (this was not the word he used) chat. The host of the party cum legal symposium.

However, does “all previous rules” include the rules about tossing the coins? This didn’t come up in our discussion because the basic issue was could we make a rule to go back to the initial position or not but technically a rule is a rule under party law. There’s no formal entrenchment of the constitutional rules.

What if he had said “no one can toss a coin again?” In other words, under party law, do you have the power to break the game by making a rule that contradicts with the fundamental rules? In fact, are they fundamental in any sense other than that they were there first? Have the coin toss rules become higher law? None of us spoke about the rule making the game unplayable because, frankly, that was not in our interests as we wanted to play the game. However, what in the rules would actually stop you?

Either all rules are rules and it’s possible for a malevolent legislator(s), everyone acts unilaterally in party law, to destroy the game with either sneaky or just destructive rules or we implicitly give the initial rules higher status that we have expressed or we have implied an overlying principle of keeping the game working. That’s great but what guarantees this special role for social efficacy because it’s not certainly written down anywhere.

In reality what finally happened at the party was the mass repeal bill was torpedoed by a bloodless coup and we just played a different game instead and that’s democracy in action.

Ironically the weakness of party law is that it is too supreme. What would happen to our Parliament if we get the sovereignty provision wrong? The common law sovereignty we have right now really seems to work for us so why are we fiddling with it for short term political gain?


Never forget

It is the eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month of the year. This is the 92nd anniversary of the signing of the Armstice that ended the First World War.

This is a particularly moving November for me because it is the first one where I have known people in the armed forces. No one I know has ever been injured or killed in action and I pray that continues. This century does not need to be as bloody as the one before it.

Others have not been so lucky so please remember them all in your thoughts today.

Would you let a stranger touch your testicles?

No? Well, you’d better go through that scanner then.

The Transportation Security Administration has turned to molestation to get people to submit to a scan. We’re surely reaching bottom here. The TSA most certainly is.

Taking the logical step of “you want to do what to my balls?” the TSA has made the aim of pat down searches touching your genitals rather than finding anything dangerous to the public. It’s supposed to encourage you to go through the backscatter scanner and have yourself photographed naked – I damn well bet it does. I’ve not felt comfortable going through airport security since I was groped by a security checker and I assume that was just a dirty old man who was a bit keen and that touching underage boys wasn’t the whole point of his job. Apparently that’s going to change in the US.

Luckily, and I mean that from the very bottom of my soul, the UK airlines have finally started to call the USA on its ridiculous “security” policies and hopefully this sick, criminal act won’t come into our airports.

But, seriously, there is nothing in America that is so worth seeing you should put yourself through this.

“Yes, but starting tomorrow, we’re going to start searching your crotchal area”—this is the word he used, “crotchal”—”and you’re not going to like it.”

“What am I not going to like?” I asked.

“We have to search up your thighs and between your legs until we meet resistance,” he explained.

“Resistance?” I asked.

“Your testicles,” he explained.

‘That’s funny,” I said, “because ‘The Resistance’ is the actual name I’ve given to my testicles.”

That’s as funny as this outrage gets. Thank god even they know they wouldn’t get away with cavity searching everyone (the only reason they have for not doing it is that they’re not allowed).

H/T: Arstechnica (the comments defending this policy are kinda remarkable), The Atlantic


Us v Them

It is still a bit hypocritical, though

Because that’s what the Enemy is for.

From today’s Metro Letter page.